Vince Vaughn You Dont Even Know

March 17, 2022 Post a Comment

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Trent : You're so money and you lot don't even know information technology!
Trent : Infant, that was money! Tell me that wasn't money.

Mike : That was so demeaning.

Trent : She smiled, baby.

Mike : I can't believe what an asshole you are.

Trent : Did she, or did she not grin.

Mike : She was smiling at what an asshole you lot are.

Trent : She was smiling at how money I am, babe.
Mike : So how long practise I look to call?

Trent : A day.

Mike : Tomorrow.

Sue : Tomorrow, then a twenty-four hours.

Trent : Yeah.

Mike : And so 2 days?

Trent : Yeah, I guess y'all could telephone call it that, two days.

Sue : Definitely, two days is like industry standard.

Trent : You know I used to wait two days to call everyone, just now it'southward like everyone in town waits two days. So I retrieve three days is kind of money. What do y'all recall?

Sue : Yeah, but two'due south enough not to look anxious.

Trent : Yeah, 2'southward enough not to expect anxious. But I think three days is kind of money. You know considering yous...

Mike : Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to come across her number.

Charles : Then ask her where you met her.

Mike : Yes, I'll ask her where I met her. I don't remember. What does she look similar? And then I'll asked if we fucked. Is that... would that be... T, would that exist the money?

Trent : You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, express mirth all you lot want but if you phone call too shortly you might scare off a nice baby who'south ready to party.

Mike : Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?

Trent , Sue : Six days.
Trent : I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-thirteen flick everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to exist like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not certain whether or not you like all the same. Yous're not sure where he'southward coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey. Y'all're a bad man, bad man.
Trent : Hey! What're you lot boot me for? Yous desire me to ask? All right, I'll ask! Ma'am, where practise the high school girls hang out in this town?
Trent : I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed for super fan 99 over hither.
Trent : Yous know what you are? You're like a large bear with claws and with fangs...

Sue : ...big fucking teeth, human.

Trent : Yeah... large fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.

Sue : Shivering.

Trent : Yes, human just kinda... yous know, yous got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"

Sue : And yous're poking at it, you're poking at it...

Trent : Yeah, you're not pain it. Y'all're but kinda gently batting the bunny effectually, you know what I mean? And the bunny'due south scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.

Sue : And you got these fucking claws and these fangs...

Trent : And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And y'all're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you lot're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* y'all don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?

Sue : You're like a big bear, man.

Mike : So you're non but similar fucking with me?

Trent : No I'm not fucking with you.

Sue : Honestly, human.
Mike : Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then nosotros're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if in that location's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it'southward similar I'g supposed to be all happy 'cause she'south wearing a backpack, you know? And half of them are just nasty skanks who wouldn't be nothing except they're surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. And I'g gonna tell you something T. Are you listening?

Trent : Yes, I'one thousand listening.

Mike : I'grand not gonna be 1 of those assholes. Alright? Information technology just makes me sick. It's like, some nasty skank who isn't half the woman my girlfriend is, is gonna front me? It makes me want to fuckin' puke!
[playing a hockey video game]

Trent : I wish they withal had fights in this game so I could bitch-slap Wayne.

Mike : What? They don't have fighting anymore?

Trent : Doesn't that suck?

Mike : Why'd they get rid of the fighting? It was the best part of the old version.

Sue : I think kids were hittin' each other or somethin', man.

Trent : Yeah but y'all know what, Mike? Yous can make their heads bleed in this one.

Mike : Brand somebody'due south caput bleed.

Sue : No human, we're in the playoffs.
[Mike, Trent, and Sue are hanging out and Trent and Sue are playing video hockey]

Sue : This is bullshit, such bullshit!

Mike : The Kings suck in this game you should play another team.

Sue : I took the Kings to the cup.

Trent : Yea, against the calculator with the offsides off.

Sue : They are a finesse team.

Trent : LA is a fucking bitch squad. OOOOHHHHHHH!

[Trent bodychecks i of sue'due south players]

Sue : Bitch!
Trent : Look at this, okay? I desire you to remember this face up, here. Okay? This is the guy behind the guy backside the guy.
Mike : Yous shouldn't be sorry, you're a winner. I'm the fucking loser. I'm the 1 who should exist deplorable.

Trent : Baby don't talk that style.

Mike : Can we just get, please, can we go?

Trent : Baby expect at me, wait at me. Y'all're coin, and yous know what else? You're a large winner this evening.

Mike : I want to leave.

Trent : You're a big winner. I'm gonna ask you a simple question and I want you to listen to me: who'south the big winner here this night at the casino? Huh? Mikey, that'due south who. Mikey's the large winner. Mikey wins.
Trent : Vegas, infant. Vegas.
[on the mode to Las Vegas]

Trent : They're gonna give daddy the Rainman suite, yous dig that?

Mike : Practice you think nosotros'll get at that place by midnight?

Trent : Baby, nosotros're going to be upwards five hundy by midnight!

Mike : Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!

Trent : Vegas baby! Vegas!

Mike : Vegas!
Trent : Um... a malt Glen Garry for me and my friend here. And if you tell that bartender to go extra piece of cake on the water, this 50 cent piece has your name on it.
Trent : Y'know, it's not and so much me as Roenick; he's good.
Trent : So, what'd you call up of that Dorothy girl?

Mike : The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. Does that brand me some kind of fag?

Trent : No, baby, yous're money.
Mike : What the fuck are you carrying a gun for? What, in case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?

Sue : Hey man, yous're not from here, alright. Y'all don't know how information technology is. I grew up in L.A.

Trent : Anaheim.

Sue : Whatever, human. It'due south different out hither. It's non similar New York, Mikey.
Trent : I'm gonna find me ii waitresses here and I'grand gonna pull me a Fredo.

Mike : Yeah, well they're all skanks.

Trent : What are talking most? Look at all the beautiful babies here.

Mike : The beautiful babies don't work the midnights-to-6 on a Wed. This is the skank shift.

Trent : Wait at all the beautiful honeys here.
Trent : There'due south zip incorrect with letting the girls know that you're coin and that you want to party.
Trent : Yous take yourself out of the game, you start talking near puppy dogs and water ice cream and of class it's going to end up on the friendship tip.
Trent : Score Chicago!

Sue : Fuck! Such fuckin' bullshit!

Trent : [Trent hits the instant replay] Now that was pretty Sue...

Sue : Man, don't do the instant replay affair...

Trent : No way, you said it was fuckin' bullshit.

Sue : Don't do the fucking...

Trent : Well that's why they put the instant replay in the fucking game! And so you lot can see if information technology's bullshit!

Sue : You're unbelieveable.

Trent : Well you know something, I am unbelievable.

Sue : [Trent shoves Sue] Don't fucking affect me.

Trent : When I'g not here will y'all practise?
Trent : All I practice is stare at their mouths and wrinkle my nose, and I turn out to be a sweetheart.
Sue : Just because I had the assurance to stand upwardly to those guys...

Trent : Like fuckin' Business firm of Pain was gonna exercise anything?
Trent : [Getting fix to play video hockey] You ready hip hop? You ready New Kids on the Block?
[why Sue carries a gun]

Sue : People become carjacked.

Trent : Who'southward gonna carjack your fuckin' K-Motorcar? He's right Sue yous don't demand to carry a gat!
Trent : Excuse me darling. I'm sorry. Wow. I want you to retrieve this face here, OK, this is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.
Trent : All right, all correct I'll ask her. Miss, miss! Practise yous know where the high school girls hang out around here? What? What? That'due south right, I'thousand the asshole! I'thousand the asshole!
Trent : Our baby'south all grown upwardly.
Trent : Oh Mikey you lot don't want all that "Pirates Of The Caribbean area" horseshit, or the "Rock and Roll Grunge Tip". Guys like you and me gotta kick it hither, one-time school.

Mike : Oh this is definitely 'old school'. This place is dead.
Trent : I'g the asshole is this place, right? I'thou the asshole? I'thousand outta here! I'thousand non eating here... I wouldn't eat hither... I'd never eat hither anyway!
Sue : Break the game.

Trent : Expect I'm gonna exercise my affair with the affair.
Trent : To the ladies?

[raises glass]

Mike : To the ladies.

[clink glasses]
Trent : Everybody steals from everybody, that's Hollywood.